A-hem.

This was a triumph
The votes have been counted, huge success
Its hard to overstate my satisfaction
Barack Obama
He'll do what he must because he can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
Now there's no sense crying over every missed state
All the voting's done, and many voters feel great
For now when january comes
The election, he has won
The president is...Obama!

Red states, don't be angry!
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though your candidate, well..
He lost, see?
And will not be leader
And should probably stop, go home, and retire
Respect he earned, but listen because
I am so happy for you

'Bama takes smarts and data
And those two he'll combine
For he ain't a traita'
The US will be fine
For this role he has earned
A new page has been turned
Leader of the USObama!
Go ahead, believe him
He'd rather prefer you on his side
He truly is a man who wants to help you

Yes he's a black man
HE'S A GOOD GUY, NOT RISK, NOT CHANCE
Anyway this country's great
Its so diverse and well voiced
The silly rumors were false
He's neither Muslim nor Jew
He has christian values
Which will benefit you
His long campaign has been run
And although its been fun
Soon he'll be hard at workObama!
Please believe in his name,
Obama
He's helping science: alt. fuel.
ObamaI
f your gay, he wants rights.
Obama
And if your dying? healthcare.
Obama
And far less dead, troops come home!
Obama
Obama!

Obama!

And A-merica is Still Alive.




Specialest thanks to sasukechaos.

URBAN KNITTING!

Still haven't decided if I'm staying up for the election results. I think my fever + hallucinating is a valid excuse for such non-patriotism. BUT:



via http://deputy-dog.com/2008/11/urban-knitting-worlds-most-inoffensive.html

Urban knitting. Awesome.